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seen over i10 in florida can you believe this they want to control us and take away our freedom

this is a meta for about how the government wants us restrained

alt text for folks who cant read
a pitcher of a sign over the interstate that says SEAT BELTS SAVE LIVES and then i put a caption on it that says MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK PAYING FOR PROPAGANDA

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You better have posted this while you were driving!

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

i use this fancy wrist strap to keep my phone safe while i drive

1000014217

i used to use iphone but apple doesnt make a wrist strap and it would always fly out of my hand in car crashes so i switched to blackberry

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Apple has a far superior phone containment device. It's a sock. But it's really expensive so you know it's good.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I guess you missed the iPhone Pocket announcement. Welcome back to the ecosystem

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Private not for hire traveling all rights reserved!

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Now where's my bubblegum...

Welp, looks like I'm all out.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Kickass comment

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It should say, "play in traffic and run with scissors"

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

i have faith in american engineering the kids will be safe

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Seat save belts lives

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Love having a pitcher of a sign so I can save it for later.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I think you know they meant a "foughdough."

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There’s a lot of copper in that sign, just so you know

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I hear that most Floridian infrastructure is primarily solid copper, covered in a veneer just to trick people out of their money.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What i hate is that they spent millions on these electronic billboards, but 99% of the time they display either "use seat belts" or "dont drink and drive".

why didnt they just make regular signs for a fraction of the cost instead?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 28 points 3 months ago

It's for the 1% of the time stuff. I've seen them have amber alerts, exit closures, etc.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These signs are what's activating the 5g COVID chips in all the liberal zombies injecting themselves with ground up fetus juice disguised as "vaccines"

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry. It can be blocked by an intravenous cocktail of ivermectin, raw milk, and bleach.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

To be fair, that will stop any 5g chips from affecting you.

[–] VeganBtw@piefed.social 12 points 3 months ago

Where I live, they mostly use them to display "congestion ahead" or "exit x closed".

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

thats liberal values for you

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just like vaccines. They only work when you’re exposed to the viruses. The other 99.9999% of the time they just sit there not doing anything. NICE ONE LEFTIES! Now I gotta lug all THIS SHIT around in my blood all the time? Great another mouth to feed and they don’t even give me a deduction for it!

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You are literally mad that a public service is serving the public.

Sources available on request.

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 months ago

no its propaganda

[–] killea@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Seat save belts lives!

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I bet the next step of the government to restrict our freedoms will be that we can't drive after have drank alcohol

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Kinda waiting for Florida to become a fully anarcho-capitalist, retirement community. I feel like that would solve a lot of problems.