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i use this fancy wrist strap to keep my phone safe while i drive

i used to use iphone but apple doesnt make a wrist strap and it would always fly out of my hand in car crashes so i switched to blackberry
Apple has a far superior phone containment device. It's a sock. But it's really expensive so you know it's good.

I guess you missed the iPhone Pocket announcement. Welcome back to the ecosystem
Private not for hire traveling all rights reserved!

Now where's my bubblegum...
Welp, looks like I'm all out.
Kickass comment
It should say, "play in traffic and run with scissors"
i have faith in american engineering the kids will be safe
Seat save belts lives
Love having a pitcher of a sign so I can save it for later.
I think you know they meant a "foughdough."
There’s a lot of copper in that sign, just so you know
I hear that most Floridian infrastructure is primarily solid copper, covered in a veneer just to trick people out of their money.
What i hate is that they spent millions on these electronic billboards, but 99% of the time they display either "use seat belts" or "dont drink and drive".
why didnt they just make regular signs for a fraction of the cost instead?
It's for the 1% of the time stuff. I've seen them have amber alerts, exit closures, etc.
These signs are what's activating the 5g COVID chips in all the liberal zombies injecting themselves with ground up fetus juice disguised as "vaccines"
Don't worry. It can be blocked by an intravenous cocktail of ivermectin, raw milk, and bleach.
To be fair, that will stop any 5g chips from affecting you.
Where I live, they mostly use them to display "congestion ahead" or "exit x closed".
thats liberal values for you
Just like vaccines. They only work when you’re exposed to the viruses. The other 99.9999% of the time they just sit there not doing anything. NICE ONE LEFTIES! Now I gotta lug all THIS SHIT around in my blood all the time? Great another mouth to feed and they don’t even give me a deduction for it!

You are literally mad that a public service is serving the public.
Sources available on request.
no its propaganda
Seat save belts lives!
I bet the next step of the government to restrict our freedoms will be that we can't drive after have drank alcohol
Kinda waiting for Florida to become a fully anarcho-capitalist, retirement community. I feel like that would solve a lot of problems.