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look at this entirely unrelatable meme i found somewhere and didnt make myself based on recent events do you think the creator is weird (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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that feel when your partner has a tummy ache & a stuffy nose and so you get on your knees to give her tummy kisses & she looks down at you & breathes out her nose which makes a crazy alien clicking sound and you find out that you have an alien femdom kink apparently

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[–] Kasane_Teto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No one is relating to this 😭

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i just wonder what hypothetically someone in this situation should do because admitting it would be highly unmanly and unpatriotic and whoever made this meme is probably FREAKING OUT

[–] Kasane_Teto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

hmmm, me thinks it was thou that has crafted tis’ memeory above

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How thoughtful of you to add a transcript to make this... meme... more inclusive

[–] ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

my pastor told me i should do one good thing every day to make sure i get into heaven and apparently jesus liked removed even though His dad is the one who fucked them up in the first place

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago

Your place in heaven is safe!

[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 2 points 8 months ago

My friend, who is not me, finds this very relatable.