CapOnBackwards

I was not red-y for that this morning

I'd say more blessed than cursed

Hungry hungry hippos

I had to look three times

Mine... Doesn't open like that. Is it faulty?

There are a 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every Flock camera, pass it on

Gotta crank that hog yo

I'd stick googly eyes on em so they bounced up and down as you drove

The real world is whole lot different to the one the Internet portrays. The internet is full of trolls, haters, cynical and depressed people who just want to shit on anything they can.

Yeah but all that really matters is if he likes you back, then take it from there. Fuck the rest

Quick, before you reach for the knives!

Thank you, now I really feel seen