this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] three@piefed.social 2 points 45 minutes ago

"Small birds"

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

At least they aren't angry.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

I certainly am.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You seem to really need some hungry birds, so much so, you are hallucinating them everywhere.

How are you coming up with this stuff?

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Just wearing jorts, thinking about the.... possibilities...

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

Just don't get blood on them.

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

"Suck my dick through my jorts, eat my ass through my jorts"

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I mean, yeah, that'll do it

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 40 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org -1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Isn't that the rapist to the left of the pic? Edit: Riley Reid I mean

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, the Lemmy Shitpost game. Is it Mittens or Violet?

[–] Elting@piefed.social 10 points 6 hours ago

Horny posting on main all day so we can keep tabs.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago

2nd on the left isn't sure she wants what's for dinner

[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 7 points 7 hours ago

Hungry hungry hippos