BodePlotHole

Pretty much all of the "Jets to Brazil" albums.

The lyrics are just. Too. Good.

Do you want Oceania? Because this is how you get Oceania...

doublethink

I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

This is the way.

Are.... Are non-queers allowed to the parties?

... Asking for a friend...

Magnetic audio cable break-aways

"Addy-haddy"

Weird, I was just listening to her like an hour ago...

"#makepoopwhilethesunshines"

Does the pope shit in the woods?

If she doesn't want it on her it's going on the floor. I'm not about to risk a child because "it feels better."

I used to date a girl who took birth control and preferred I just do it inside. But I also know a couple who got pregnant while using birth control.

That relationship didn't last long.

It's Batananaluski! It ain't that hard!