Appleseuss

The human centipede

Get involved and be part of the movement against it, so you can tell them you actively tried to fight it and didn't just sit idly by.

Or the shooter had sights on his rifle...

Ya know, I'm fine with this one. TSA doesn't protect or stop anything. It's all security theatre.

Please do it. Our people need to learn to be less selfish and stupid.

Off With Their Heads

That I'll die before my kids are adults and I won't be there to prepare them for the world.

I went through the same thing when I took my paternity leave. Other male coworkers bragged about how they went back to work the day after their kid was born.

It's a culture thing where our society is conditioned to be boot lickers for the ruling class. I responded to them at the time, "Congratulations on being a bad father, I'm going to take every day entitled to me"

Don't fall into their trap.

Hellboy and the TMNT

Musk's bodyguards have the opportunity to be heroes of the world right now. They would go down in history as great men.

Petg sucks up moisture. Dry your filament.

You're so dense it hurts