this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
485 points (98.6% liked)

Cyberstuck

708 readers
486 users here now

A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS
 
top 23 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure there is a swasticar adaptation out there.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's one in my city I've seen twice now, driven my a tiny elderly woman with purple hair. I am compelled to know more about her and how she came to drive a cyberturd even though doing so may ruin my day.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

She’s the infamous hacker known as 4chan and she got into solana early

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've seen one on my town with a little boy in the seat. Right before they got in, another little boy yelled "EWW A, CYBERTRUCK", fully having no idea (same as everyone else around) that the owner and his son were about to enter it from 10-15 paces away.

Everyone laughed at the boy's outburst... Then the owner got to the truck and there was a short, louder laugh followed by everyone pretending nothing happened and looking away.

This was months ago. These days I think people would keep laughing, and possibly point.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Same. Two of them around Oakville. Always alone. Mostly seem to just be driving around the block and not actually going anywhere.

Sad

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

There's one in my neighborhood and everytime I see it I can't help but laugh.

But can confirm it's always just one dude, never seen a passenger

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would be embarrassed to be seen in one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

that's why you get tinted windows

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate to admit that my wife has a cousin who is a huge Tesla fan that owns both a Model Y and one of these stainless-steel refrigerators on wheels. He regularly drives around with his two young sons strapped into the back seat…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Aren't there child endangerment laws in your country?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With Trump & Musk running things?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's mandatory

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Cuz if you do they burn alive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Weird, now that you mention it I haven’t either.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I have. It was two of the most typical, thumb looking, dad-vibe white dudes you can imagine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Never seen a cybertruck in general

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You are fortunate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I saw one in person for the first time a few days ago and literally just started laughing. They're even worse than they seem in the pictures.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hailon Musk just couldn't get that box full of shit (including driver) approved for roads in Europe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Because they are in the trunk.

(Magats are human traffickers)