We were trying to play a game and she had an update.
Hmmm /c/AneurysmPosting
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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Maybe read the message before pressing send?
Mo
Kik
I can't seem to learn this. I'm so used to being able to edit messages post sending them that I just use the send button as a save command. Type something. Ctrl S, go back and edit.
It's dumb, but I still do it.
I never had that problems. My messages are always perfect on the first to-do.
(This is a joke. I intentionally didn't fix my autocorrect.)
I do this very often on Lemmy as well because I used to have trouble with the app I use (works great now) but when it first came out accidentally clicking the wrong button would sometimes crash it or knock me back to the page before or my home feed. Then I'd realize I lost 2 paragraphs of text I typed and I'd say well fuck if it's long enough that you don't want to find that exact comment again to respond to and type it over, it probably wasn't worth typing anyways. (Which unfortunately decreases interactions for users on the site, which ultimately hurts how many active users we end up with.).
Now I'm just making excuses for myself being feisty with my keyboard.
Why shuold I do thst,?
No time!
Water boy Cajun:
“You can do it!”
"Homeiswhereyoumakeit."
"You like to see homos naked?"
Wrong movie, same spirit.
Yes I do >:3
Ehbehdeenodat!
Last message shoulda been "don't mind the flag", like porky pig just giving up on what he wanted to say originally
Iggity-iggit-ig-ig-ig-uhhh, don't mind the flag.
That's actually a real strategy that stutterers use to get around hard phrases, they just rephrase what they mean.
Autocorrect just bailed on her lmao
Autocorrupt
(Cyberpunk sting plays)
In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.
Is this from the signal group chat?
bomb Japan
OK done
Yepan
Jamen
Sigh..
Yemen!
oh.. umm
let's keep the messaging tight on this one
Your girlfriend's daughter is drunk.
That "Sigh..." when she realizes she'll actually have to type the word like a caveman.
This is so wholesome!
At least she's not trying to figure out how to get pregananant!
How IS babby formed?
Can u get pregante?
Pregerante
Pomegranate
Ignite
I'd be more than glad to ignite that flag.
I wish my stepdad was this supportive
I wish I had this kind of relationship with my stepdaughters.
Top notch banter.
Upvote for Vessel avatar
good sport old pal