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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Name your devices after humans.

Tommy needs larger memory.

I think I'm going to reboot Denise.

I dropped Dave today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fuck Dave. Dave is a piece of shit. Put him in the drive shredder, melt him down, and launch his pathetic ass into orbit.

~Yes, I have an issue with a Dave in my life.~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Lemmy is a small place. Dave is friggin moldy. 😉

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Don’t dogs identify individuals mostly based on smell? Would you have a smell-name?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is that true? Explains why my dog behaves differently after my quarterly shower. Poor dude doesn't recognise me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

quarterly shower

Even humans wouldn't recognise you before and after that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They do.

My smell-name would probably be something like sweaty ass with a hint of Nivea.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Finally, something that knows me by my street name: Big Smoke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This led me down a weird chain of thought where I ended up at an internet for dogs, where they complain about smell profiles, and smellprint resisting browsers.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

POV, you're a hard working mechanic and you're dog calls you "Crotch Funk McGreasyclothes." But you don't speak dog, so all you know is that they love to stick their snoot in your crotch the second you sit down after getting home from work.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I have two dogs and they bark at me in an unique way when requesting my attention or when I'm arriving home, so I expect that to be my "name" to them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's the best part. It's actually the same name either way. They just pronounce "dipshit" different than we do is all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know what? I want a divorce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, that's what CATS named all of us

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I believe I have been named (pseudo sneeze sound) + (happy grin pant) + (one second pack howl).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What would be your dog name?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I think Moon Moon is quite popular

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Mine is just about as boring as possible: "Grey Wolf" 🤦

If we go with my Lemmy name, though, i'd say that Graceful Red is a pretty good nickname for a 1950s lounge singer 😄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Grey Red. What the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bruh I'm Alpha Temptress

Dominatrix vibes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me too! Wanna get married?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But... But... Who's gonna top?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why chose?
(But go ahead, please.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No... No u locks chastity cage

Edit: sigh, I'm not cut out for this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought you were doing alright!

Well. We had a good run. May your next relationship last a bit longer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Always a bit premature 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

At least yours isn't ultra-cringe due to negative connotation...

#ALPHA CLAW

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

OMG, Ronald McDonald?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ravenous Omega Warrior

I'm okay with this. I may be changing my username...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ebony Fire... Sounds straight out of a R rated movie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Lol gdi I showed my friend this over a decade ago and she would call me Beautiful Vixen for years just to annoy me. ... I should send it to her again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Wolfy McWolfface

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My dog name would be pillow, because she loves laying on me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am known as Bark Bark...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Pleased to meet you Bark Bark, I'm Bjork Bach.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Dogs don’t even know they are dogs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I read a series of HFY stories that showed the human and a some dogs (all abductees) getting telecommunication brain chips, and they absolutely did. They called humans "name-givers" and took pride in their many names and nicknames as bestowed by their particular name-give friends and family.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some humans are named after angels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Were you in Miss Phipps' class with Abaddon The Bringer Of Anguish too?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not that I'm aware of.