🎵 ... three scRotus puppets, 🎵
🎵 two congressional chambers, 🎵
🎵 and a billionaire selling shitty caaaaaaarsz... 🎵
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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A cult of personality. That's what he has on us.
And he is exploiting the tools the establishment has built over the decades. Including huge transfers of power from Congress to the POTUS, a rigid two party system, voter suppression and gerrymandering.
Billionaires.
He has billionaires, and rich influencer wannabes.
That’s it.
Honestly, Americans loved to make fun of the French (which naturally came out of ignorance but whatever); however, they have now shown what a bunch of selfish SHEEP they are... between the "it's not affecting ME" attitude to "it's only for show, to negotiate" they are justifying getting completely fucked
My mom said he put China in it's place, and I honestly have no idea what she means by that because I changed the topic.
Tell tour mom to start learning Mandarin
One of the best propaganda networks of all time
At the moment his (department head-) whores are treating America like a Russian hotel bed. Allegedly.
Combination of being a good con man (his only significant talent), unbelievably lucky timing, and a voting population dumbed down by progressive addiction to convenience, entertainment and self-delusion.
He was born first son to a bastard of a billionaire father. I don't think there is anyone luckier than Donald Trump. From day 1 he's got by on luck.
He is a good con man but i think it's worth noting that it's because he just has no conscience or fundamental ideology whatsoever, he can just unflinchingly say anything and believe it as long as he needs to.
He's not, like, clever. He's just a perfect actor.
A perfect actor if you're blind and deaf.
i don't think you understood what i said, he's the perfect actor in that he will say anything and believe anything he says. I don't think there's any script you could give to trump that he'd refuse to act out if you paid him for it.
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