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World wonders what Trump has on United States that’s forcing nation to keep him in power (theonion.com)

submitted 9 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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Assuming the controversial president of the United States must be in possession of potentially damning information concerning his home country in order to keep them so completely under his control, the rest of the world wondered aloud Tuesday about exactly what Trump has on America that compels the nation to keep him in power. “Whoa, he must have some real bad dirt on the U.S. populace for them to just let him get away with so much unconscionable bullshit. You have to wonder what he knows,” said billions of world inhabitants outside of President Trump’s jurisdiction

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, Americans loved to make fun of the French (which naturally came out of ignorance but whatever); however, they have now shown what a bunch of selfish SHEEP they are... between the "it's not affecting ME" attitude to "it's only for show, to negotiate" they are justifying getting completely fucked

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My mom said he put China in it's place, and I honestly have no idea what she means by that because I changed the topic.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Tell tour mom to start learning Mandarin