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[–] kubica@fedia.io 26 points 10 months ago

That's what you get for talking to people and stuff.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is that the rich dude obsessed with immortality?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the guy who measures his nighttime erections and has MRIs done every other week, to name a couple of his fixations. It's a weird way to live, but I have to admit that I'm curious to hear what he's up to every so often.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing quite like piercing yourself weekly with radiation to keep healthy.

I bet he drinks gasoline too.

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

MRIs don't use radiation, they're based on magnetism.

Provided they don't use contrast or sedation, and you don't have any metal in you its incredibly safe.

I think the biggest risk is hearing damage from the noise of the motor

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he's just irradiating himself on the side, as a treat?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Maybe, but he said he uses an umbrella every time he leaves the house to protect his skin from UV light so I'm guessing not.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Scrooge McDuck?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They're probably sticking around to find out why you're cosplaying as Ebenezer Scrooge

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago

"And I'm Bono."

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's the sunglasses throwing them off