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[–] Endmaker@ani.social 70 points 2 years ago (2 children)

FYI

  1. branch protection is a thing
  2. commit signing is a thing
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 34 points 2 years ago

commit signing is a thing

The tech-lead is in the adjacent cell. Now you know why.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

If the company allows this it's kind of their fault.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
You're officially an asshole.

SpoilerThis is a joke, see git-blame-someone-else

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 16 points 2 years ago

Jokes on him. I push bugs to production all the time anyway.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

At that point why force with lease. Just force for extra problems