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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think I wanna know

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Ceasefire Violation?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

He died doing what he loved!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Starving, because I couldn't remember where I hid my nuts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My dog finds and eats squirrel peanuts semi-regularly on walks. It's cuter than when he tries to catch them directly.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

The fucking Russians, of course.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The deadliest kind of death

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.

Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Either heart goes out during orgy, or torn to shreds by an uprising

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't understand

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Inviting my Farmville girlfriend over.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's fairly self explanatory

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Raptured by the One True Dog

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, that'll be gruesome...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Lots of beans

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.

Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.

"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Furiously stroking my willy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Sleeping with the fishes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Boiled alive

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

I dont want to think about it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine's pretty open-ended.

I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.

History repeats itself.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Derogatory slur

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm already gone...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Painfully, I'd assume

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Nihilistic fruit

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