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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Technically not snake oil.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Lol and yet, simultaneously, it is snake oil, at least figuratively.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Drinking snake oil would be crazy

Drink cod oil instead

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So this is fun: actual snake oil (the type made by Chinese railway workers) probably had some medicinal benefits. However, white "doctors" co-opted this for their medicine shows; it contained no snake and was just mineral oil, so this is where the term has its origins.

Maintenance Phase podcast did a great episode on medicine shows.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

So now they'll still have the measles but also be spewing out of both ends nonstop... Lovely.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess it's better than drinking Borax or injecting bleach...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Leeches and blood letting. I mean at this point why not?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Stop spreading misinformation.

You need warm pigeon blood, followed by a strict diet of roasted onions and three hail Marys.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guys, we are going to need to make a whole new country to get away from this madness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

God, that actually sounds kind of nice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why will people try anything besides real medicine :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe if enough republicans die, Texas will turn blue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

One can only hope

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They’ll just start a conspiracy that the democrats killed them and vote even harder conservative. Their brains are molded and crystallized, they aren’t fuckin’ changing lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Voting is over. There will not be another fair election in the US until the guillotines fall.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't think the answer is as simple as memes would like to believe. Personally I suspect the issue, in part, has to do with the cost of healthcare in the US.

Much like Republican voters have a need to pretend the GOP is actually helping them, I think holistic medicine rubes and anti-vaxxers have a need to discount the efficacy of unaffordable healthcare. They don't need to worry about the price being a multiple of their income anymore, because they just now decided every doctor is a quack and a conman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That’s good point. It’s sad but true

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Omega 3 aside, it’s not even effective in improving cholesterol levels. It does have a laxative effect though.

Where’s the ground zero for this misinformation? RFK?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From the "we take everything except real medicin"-department.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You see, they don't trust Big Pharma and multi-billion dollar corporations, that's why they do their "research" using only small artisanal free range websites like Facebook, Twitter and TikTok...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world. In Norway it's a pretty normal supplement, I've taken one tablespoon every(ish) morning in the months with a R in them, but that's mostly because we don't really see the sun.... so fatty fish is one of the few natural sources of vitamin D we have.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be a legitimate medical use vs the complete nonsense of using it for measles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Absolutely, i 100% agree that it's stupid to use as a "medicine" or a cure for, well, anything. But it's still a supplement with scientific backing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What's next, fucking frogs. Hasa Diga Eebowai 😩

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Guess someone at the cod liver oil factory was successful at starting a rumour.

But more likely it was some crackpot theory that got amplified.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Technically the vitamin d content would be good for you, but something conservative, holistic, and witch doctor enthusiasts seem to lack is any belief in or understanding of any micro-organism which absolutely won't lose to your body just because you drank some extra calories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm going out on a limb here and say that Texans generally have no need for supplementary Vitamin D...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First person to combine this with crypto will make bank.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

$CodCoin here we gooooo!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You will be able to see who the anti-vaxxers are by the diarrhea shooting out of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hmm. There is a small amount of truth to this, it seems, in that it can help the immune system, especially if you had a deficiency to start with.

Also some pretty nasty side effects, particularly if you have too much over a prolonged period of time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Somebody has been playing too much We Happy Few

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So glad we have whole departments of #doctors and #scientists who will give us the truth and the science to help protect our #health.... Oh, sorry... that was last year.

This year, the heroin addict in charge of the health department says drink some oil, it will make the imaginary #measles go away.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A cod liver isn’t a snake. It can’t be that bad.

/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Skill Issues

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So why are vaccines a "personal choice" (according to RFK Jr.) but abortions aren't?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Your body, your choice (sometimes)