this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was a Monty Python episode where they kept cutting to John Cleese as a reporter, standing in front of the Marble Arch (IIRC). He'd say something like: "And we bring you breaking news, the Marble Arch is still here, back to the studio!" and they'd move on to the next sketch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or "Hi, I'm Ed Winchester", then immediately cutting away in the fast show

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nice, I'd forgotten about Ed Winchester!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Where is Larry? The people need Larry!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

We need a livestream of a lettuce as a picture-in-picture to ramp up the excitement!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Were the iron decorations on either side of the door created for scraping horse poop off of your shoes? That was the original purpose of the ones we have in NYC.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a lovely door. I wonder if someone will enter or even leave!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I've heard there is a cat there.