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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget that maintenance is super cheap AND most people, with only the most basic tools, can do the work in their living room or even just on a sidewalk. And if I don’t get it right and the brakes don’t work perfectly I probably won’t fuckin’ die.

Hi, car owner here. I do all the work myself and it requires a fair bit of knowledge, expensive tools, space, and a childhood where I was never told I couldn’t do that work if I was thoughtful about it. That’s a high fuckin’ bar and requires a whole lot of privilege-oh there it is, too many people with privilege like to shit on those without and most of North America has dogshit for public transit or bike infrastructure and the “freedom of movement” with a car is all there but heavily artificial. Thanks auto industry and their lobbyists.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do my own bicycle and auto repair, and the bicycle is way easier. Maintenance is:

  • clean chain every so often (500 miles or start of the season) - get a chain cleaner tool thing ($10-20) and 50/50 Simple Green ($10 will last many years) and water, and then rinse, dry, and lube ($10 lasts years) - total process, 10 min?
  • replace chain - $20 or so, plus a tool for $10 or so; do every 2k miles or so
  • replace brake pads - $10-20
  • tires ($50 for a fancy fire) and tubes ($10) - replace tires when bald, tubes when flat (or patch them), and get some tire levers ($5-10) to make it easier

For tools, you need a wrench set, and probably only like 2-3 sizes.

My yearly maintenance costs for all of our bikes (1 adult, two kids) combined is about $50. If that. You could also go to your local bike shop instead for about double that.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Also this is a healthy maintence regime. In my experience most cyclists do nothing on that list except swapping flat tubes and their bikes still ride just fine, if not merely sub-optimally.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Bikes were and still are a revolutionary technology. There's a reason suffragettes were often associated with bicycles.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Nothing feels more like freedom than being stuck in a traffic jam.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:

"Drivers License and registration please"

"I don't need those, I'm not driving this bicycle, I'm travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don't contract with DMV."

"Right you are sir, have a nice day!"

Why haven't the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!

[–] sheetzoos@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The auto industry will fight tooth and nail to avoid anything that impacts their revenue generation.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm disabled in a way that means I can't use one, but can use a car, which kinda sucks.

Fortunately bike infrastructure usually helps me in my chair, so I'm all in favor of wider bike adoption.

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 1 points 10 months ago

I don’t know your limitations, but you’d be surprised at the number of ways cycling can be made accessible.

For example, there are handbikes that attach to a wheelchair. As with all assistive tech it depends on your specific situation what is possible.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago

Cars are the ultimate symbol of freedom because you just get in and go wherever to do whatever.

Pick nanna up? sure. Go buy her groceries? Sure. In the pouring rain? Ok. Pick up her dog from the vet? Yep. Drop by the garden store and grab 50kg of fertilizer? You bet.

You can do all of those things with out any planning or notice. You just get in and go wherever the day takes you.

I'm a bit bonkers about bikes. I have a cargo e-bike. It absolutely could do all of these things in separate trips. Doing all of them together would be a challenge but I am 100% here for that so long as nanna is. The main difference is planning. You need different gear, like a bike trailer for example. You're also probably going to pick the right time of day, like early before it gets too hot or too windy, provided that it's not raining.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because showing up to a client meeting dripping in sweat on a 103 degree day is considered to be poor form. Because I got a new job and don’t have an extra two hours in my day to ride a bike back and forth, and moving isn’t in the cards. Because I have to carry a couple kids and all the crap the goes along with them.

[–] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

comfy sweat pads exist, and electric bikes exist for longer distances; plus they can carry kids and groceries.

I think the client would actually be impressed by how well you sport.

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

inexpensive

lol, most bikes nowadays cost $1000. Also stolen every time so you have to call Uber. Also can't get groceries or take the highway.

less likely to kill

More likely to be killed.

[–] htrayl@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

The average American spends $10k YEARLY on car. You could buy a new bike every month and still end up paying less.

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 months ago

Where are you all buying bike that don't hurt your wallet to replace? I guess there are Walmart bikes but I've literally had a huffy fall apart while in motion.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cuz putting on a raincoat or some warm clothes is too much for these weak ass people.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I get the sentiment, but a raincoat isn't enough on its own. Sure, if you've got a 5 minute commute, you can get there quickly and spend minimal time in the rain.

A 20 minute commute in the pissing rain and you will be arriving soaked from head to toe. Not ideal for most. Yeh if you can shower at work then great, but then you've still got wet clothes you need to dry.

I'm very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill, so unless the weather is biblical, I don't really have an excuse for taking the car.

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill

That ride home though.