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[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."

Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."

a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard .

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where is this strange planet that has 30 months?!?

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I've never thought about this exactly, but I bet there are a lot of planets with 30 month years when compared to Earth's orbit of the sun.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

the alien world of "USA". I am currently stuck here. everything is backwards. please send help!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Success! One chuckle an eye roll, and a head shake.

I think my wife only chuckled out of sympathy, though.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] afox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Could somebody translate the post into text for those of us who use screen readers?

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

12/30/22

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."

Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."

a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That is a fantastic description. Thank you very much. And the joke itself is so bad, LOL.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

I'll admit that it took me way too long to get it.