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In the toy factory (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."

Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."

a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard .

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where is this strange planet that has 30 months?!?

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I've never thought about this exactly, but I bet there are a lot of planets with 30 month years when compared to Earth's orbit of the sun.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

the alien world of "USA". I am currently stuck here. everything is backwards. please send help!