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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 171 points 2 years ago (5 children)

You can tell it's fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 98 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Closer. Don't think there's a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

[–] cafeinux@infosec.pub 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Hey, that's pretty good!

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

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[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

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[–] resetbypeer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald's.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 2 years ago

That punchable smirk.

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is.. is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also he doesn't look terribly out of shape

[–] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

And his hands are too big.

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[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And he isn't fatter and orange enough.

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[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 124 points 2 years ago

No you're not.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 107 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the worst thing I've seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–] gearheart@lemm.ee 100 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's enough Lemmy for today

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is literally the first post I saw when opening the app. I guess I'll do something else.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

youre about to have a great day then if the lemmy scrolling ends that early

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Unrealistic - Theres a couch and JD is missing.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should have had him wearing a diaper..

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[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 years ago

Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago

That's enough time on planet earth for me

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he's deep-throating Kamala.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Me neither. Wise decision.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"How to unthink a thought"

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach's least favorite Toad.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

This election just keeps on giving

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 years ago
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh man yeah.

Oh boy. Yep. That's a thing oh jeez guys

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago

This one image justifies all the research and investment in AI. Well done, OP. I didn't think it possible.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] takeda@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

It originates from this picture: https://i.imgur.com/BkP2MQo.jpeg

Edit: I realized that it might still be confusing, so here's more background: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

Hint: what follows next is porn

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