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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 1 year ago

Canonical taking notes

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] far_university190@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"For Windows only"

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago