linuxmemes

please remove the French language pack

please rm -fr /*

Or do the opposite for..relief

Fucking mv doc doc1

Fucking shutdown

please killall

I see...

This from the OS that made me have to do a search for "how to kill children".

please apt install clang

User isn't in polite boy list. This incident will be reported.

alias alias='alias'

side note: My all-time favorite linux utility is "fuck". When you make a mistake and get a command line error, you type the word fuck and it looks at what you previously typed and the error message, and tries to figure out your mistake and what you should have typed instead. Then it types that in for you. If it's correct all you have to do is hit Enter. Or you can edit first, but it's usually right. Amazing tool, and doesn't even use AI, just a list of common errors. It's been around for years and years. Its mere existence really captures the whole culture of linux IMO.

I aint typing out 'please', I will compromise on alias plz='sudo'

please rm -rf /

I might actually do this, it seems nice.

What it feels like using windows.

"Please shutdown?"

"No, forced update time."

"Please uninstall this browser and use this other instead?"

"No."

It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.

sudo make me a sandwich

I prefer to use kudasai ... but as some may already know, it should be at the end of the ~~sentence~~ command 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands as pacman -Syu kudasai.

Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your .zshrc file:

function kudasai_preexec() {
    # Check if the last word is ' kudasai'
    if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then
        # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo'
        cmd=${1%" kudasai"}
        eval "sudo $cmd"
        # Prevent the original command from running
        return 1
    fi
}

# Register the preexec hook
autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook
add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexec

Edit: as downside you always get 1 exit code with this implementation ~(little_annoying)~ .

alias yabbadabbasudo=sudo

It's impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit

please shutdown

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.

aka The Magic Word.

The sudo who do what-you-don't-have-permissions-to-do people.

Bitch would be better

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL#Control_structures

wouldyoukindly kill -9 1

alias go-go-gadget=sudo

$ go-go-gadget apt update

With fuck https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

please shtudown
fuck

"Would you Kindly ..."