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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bit sus.

Imagine if someone started selling cancer free tomato's

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In the EU, you can't do this.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The EU has a lot of thier shit together to protect consumers

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of an adult video I saw a while ago that completely changed how I view pornography.

It was a perfectly normal video of a perfectly normal woman doing a perfectly normal thing. The title of the video was descriptive of the action, and then in parentheses it said, "(NO FARTS)".

And I'm like... I wasn't even aware I had a preference either way, but now I definitely do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This whole comment and my sides into orbit; Thank you for the 1am ugly-laugh cackling and guffawing

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something tells me this person fucks cats

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I somehow read your username as Peg Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Do unto Jesus....no, wait 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I thought the Romans had us covered there, they nailed him repeatedly!!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

My post is raising a lot of questions already answered by my post.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What a proactive defense to prevent misinterpretations of their words!

Scans for anything they forgot to say they didn't do

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ive never heard of any human fucking a cat in my life, i dont imagine its all that possible but im not going to research it either. as a general rule, don't try to rape a predator species.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i figured it was a joke about shera and her big cat. in the 1980's kids would joke about He-man being more interested in his cat too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it kinda is. but its a reference to the modern reboot of she-ra where: (huge spoilers for the show, dont click if you plan on watching)

Tap for spoileradora/she-ra literally dates catra who is an antromorph cat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

actually the reboot is well done compared to the original.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I used to watch his videos back in the day and I don't remember the cat fucking. I remember lots of other fucked up jokes that I probably shouldn't have been laughing at.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

puts on ban proof armor

To be fair, don't we all like fucking a hairy pussy?

I know, I know, bald pussies exist, but it just feels wrong when you rub your dick on them.

However I draw the line at eating pussy. It just isn't healthy, and you don't know what you might catch from it. I mean, have you seen the mess they leave behind?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's tough when she's really turned on and there's just so much juices pouring out that they're getting in your mouth and down your throat and you're just trying not to gag 🤢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Bro what's the big deal? Just get a straw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, if your pussy is purring juices, you may have over stimulated it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not advocating for understimulated vaginas to keep 'em fresh. 💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

She must be an empath.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Khajit does not have wares…. and does not consent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hopefully she doesn't pull a ukelele out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you elaborate on this one, apparently ukelele girl music has bad vibes for my students but they're not willing to fill me in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Search YouTube for "toxic gossip train"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

Least sexually abusive She-Ra fan