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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LordTrychon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Knife poop DOES sound bad...

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As does poop knife. It was originally a reddit post from years ago

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[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 23 points 1 year ago
[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Ouchie1@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To me this looks like ass to ass

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[–] bender223@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"That's some serious gourmet ~~shit~~ poop!"

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago
[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of course you reminded me of two girls one cup

I wish I had never looked that up to find out why everyone said it was horrible

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[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure people with skin tags in their ass can get that

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago
[–] sanderium@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago
[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (10 children)

In Swedish 'skit' (=shit) is a prefix added as emphasis to a lot of descriptions, can get pretty funny some times. For example 'skitbra' = shit good, 'skitdåligt' = shit bad, 'skitlite' = shit little, 'skitmycket' = shit a lot.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You could do a short comedy routine about that. (Aka a skit)

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago
[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Levitating. Ballistic. Catastrophe. Incandescent. Shivering. Sultry. Sauté.

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Burn-inducing

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 3 points 1 year ago

Fuckpoop is one of my favorite combinations, but one that should be forbidden is snortable poop

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] philpo@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Vomiting...

and

Vaginal.

Both things are sadly are medical reality

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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