NonCredibleDiplomacy

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Okay, hear me out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by nuke@sh.itjust.works to c/noncrediblediplomacy@sh.itjust.works

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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

I think that oil rig is actually Saddam Hussein

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Gulf of California, Utah, and Mississippi.

Yes, I'll put the Gulf wherever the hell I want it.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe you just CUM all over the place like that. Have you no shame?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not yet, still cumming..

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Sssh. I need to concentrate.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Canada, Uzbekistan and Macedonia

Fuck you cums the whole planet

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

CUM all over the planet!

Lemmy grab the KY...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What the Hell did Kentucky do to you?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I live south of Kentucky, and daddy told me that shit flows south. I assume cum flows south too.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For a while. Then it gets sticky, and more viscous, and eventually dries. At that point you can spray it with water and get it all slimy again. Maybe even use your hands to move it around. Especially the face. Maybe rub it into your hair.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

We're gonna need your expertise down here soon.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bay of CUM

[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Oh NOW I get it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

If it was up to me I'd name it the North American Gulf.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You have to think this through. If it's the Gulf of CUM then what's leaking out of the oil wells? Semen. That's way better for the environment! We need to draw up a proposal before someone beats us to the punch