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Thanks perplexity!

Forgot he used to have the red hair and shit

What's the tankie triad?

Nazis aren't allowed to have Star Trek references in their username, straight to jail with him.

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it's even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

Me in general lol except they're all pink with barely any white on the ends.

They look so happy and fuzzy and cuddly

Almost, buddy. You'll get there!

Aw shucks

Good point, but it also seems like anything gets under his skin, dude is a poster child for fragile ego.

Any Latina baddies hiring?

Oi m8