this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I think that oil rig is actually Saddam Hussein

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gulf of California, Utah, and Mississippi.

Yes, I'll put the Gulf wherever the hell I want it.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't believe you just CUM all over the place like that. Have you no shame?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sssh. I need to concentrate.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canada, Uzbekistan and Macedonia

Fuck you cums the whole planet

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CUM all over the planet!

Lemmy grab the KY...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the Hell did Kentucky do to you?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I live south of Kentucky, and daddy told me that shit flows south. I assume cum flows south too.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For a while. Then it gets sticky, and more viscous, and eventually dries. At that point you can spray it with water and get it all slimy again. Maybe even use your hands to move it around. Especially the face. Maybe rub it into your hair.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We're gonna need your expertise down here soon.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh NOW I get it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

If it was up to me I'd name it the North American Gulf.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You have to think this through. If it's the Gulf of CUM then what's leaking out of the oil wells? Semen. That's way better for the environment! We need to draw up a proposal before someone beats us to the punch