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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That last one is more common than I'd like, a lot more

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

$ cp -r src/ src.old

No sir never seen it in me life, honest to god sir

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 8 points 1 year ago

Oh I used to do it as a kid

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
cd ~/repos/work-project27
git checkout dev
git branch new_feature
### code for a few hours, close laptop, go to sleep, next morning
git checkout dev
### code for a few more hours, close laptop go to sleep, next morning
## "oh fuck, I already implemented this in new_feature but differently"
git checkout dev
git diff new_feature
## "oh no. oh no no no. oh fuck. I can't merge any of this upstream and my history is borked."
git clone git@workhub:work/work-project work-project28
cd ~/repos/work-project28
[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At university there were some students that want to manage projekts in could storange. That was just stupid but i didn't know it better at that time.

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm sick...that's my excuse....

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't want to be mean with the meme

[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, it's fun

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's quantum stuff, I could do that, or I could not do that...

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The last is just a normal git workflow, isn’t it?

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure it means, they copy and paste the project file and iterate the version number manually.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the last one is just immutability, praised in modern JS / TS, albeit at the repo level

[–] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I "love" how JavaScript has slowly rediscovered every piece of functional programming wisdom that was developed before 1980.

[–] expr@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kind of, though they honestly just do pretend immutability. Object references are still copied everywhere.

[–] 0101100101@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

All of javascript is kinda just pretend.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

I find you need the whole ecosystem to support immutability to make it work. Every library needs to be based around it. Elixir is about the only modern option that does.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did you mention git twice?

[–] thadah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

While TFS did support Git, I had to deal with the much worse TFVC for a long while, up until Azure DevOps came along.

[–] Ugurcan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s actually a pretty good idea to have a full system snapshot time to time, where the project can compile successfully, for future Virtual Machine use. It’s usually easier to spin a VM than setting up the whole dev environment from scratch.

[–] brandon@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3)/

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Git is so ready to understand, that I don't understand how people work without it.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

It's one of those things that's hard to really understand why it's so useful, until you actually use it.

[–] Alphare@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As one of the maintainers of Mercurial, I take great offense in this meme. ;)

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s definitely up with Git in my opinion. I much prefer the branching in Mercurial.

It’s certainly very offensive to lump it in the same band as SVN and TFVC.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What could possibly be preferrable to git switch -c <branchname>?

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s not the mechanism of branching that I prefer.

It’s the fact that Mercurial tags the commit with the name of the branch that it was committed to which makes it much easier to determine whether a commit is included in your current branch or not.

Also, Mercurial has a powerful revision search feature built in which I love (https://www.mercurial-scm.org/doc/hg.1.html#revisions).

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I admit that I have been bitten by the fact that commits don’t have a “true home branch”.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s the fact that Mercurial tags the commit with the name of the branch that it was committed to which makes it much easier to determine whether a commit is included in your current branch or not.

Isn't this trivial in Git too? git branch --contains COMMIT ?

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[–] Alphare@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Given that Git and Mercurial were both created around April 2005 to serve the same purpose by very similar people for the same reason... I'd say it's fair!

[–] parpol@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Couldn't add perforce to the list because someone else was checking it out, I see.

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And worse than all of those options is Visual Sourcesafe.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fox Pro!

Shrug

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

With properly configured subvolumes, I'll allow it.

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[–] yogsototh@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
cp $fic $fic.$(date -Iseconds)
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
# edit $fic
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
git push -f
[–] 0101100101@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I do miss the tags of SVN that would replace certain strings on each commit such as the date, a version number, etc.

[–] 0101100101@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CVS is gonna make a comeback! I tell ya!

No love for cvs?

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I miss mercurial and it's far more sensical flags and commands...

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Me too. It also handled some situations, like divergent lines in the same branch or obsolete changes, much better.

[–] Alphare@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's still here and very much alive in case you were curious.

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The only reason that we stopped using Mercurial is that Microsoft used Git in Azure DevOps. I still wish that they’d supported Mercurial instead of or as well as Git.

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[–] JadeSleeps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

The last one can easily describe Django. Feels like depending on the code base/your mistakes/people you work with can easily turn a normal project into a project where majority of the files is just migration files.

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