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Rules
  1. πŸ˜‡ Be Nice!

    • Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

    • Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
    • Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. πŸ“½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
  5. πŸ“‹ Post Formatting

    • Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
    • Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
    • When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
      βœ… Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
      ❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
  6. πŸ“¬ Post Frequency/SPAM

    • Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 πŸ–) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 πŸ–) will be removed.
  7. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)

    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      SΓ­, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
  8. 🍿 Moderation

    • We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
    • When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

Web Accessibility

Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

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[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 144 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't it a little redundant? Are there lots of spotlessly clean asses infested with pinworms out there?

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

[–] don@lemm.ee 81 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a β€œwater fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask β€˜em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I don't let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I've seen that happen. I've also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I'm glad it's available, but it's a last resort.

[–] Morph9@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 33 points 1 year ago (48 children)

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just need to get up in there a little bit.

When you see red, you're clean.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 146 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny but you might want to check for pinworms

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It could also be hemorrhoids.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or they don't wipe their ass properly

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

no no, they need to use flush-able wipes and FLUSH EVERY SINGLE ONE DOWN.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago

Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though

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