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doge.gov got hacked (web.archive.org)
submitted 10 months ago by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 143 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This is what happens when you hire a bunch of cryptobro script kiddies who think they know better than the industry standards.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you can't hire gay furries to build and maintain your web infrastructure

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 4 points 10 months ago

You are not upvoted, because people don’t know the reality.

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Freshly faded broccolis vs wizard beards

[–] razorozx@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

frfr no cap bro trust /s

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

Don't be so mean... They did what chatgtp told them...

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 99 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And these are the guys taking all the data from the different agencies, right? This'll end well.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

Oh it won't end

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Correction: it didn't get hacked, they just had no security

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Unfortunately that argument didn’t work for Gary McKinnon

Edit: I guess it kind of did because the British government refused to extradite him because of that argument, so as long as the “hacker” is in Britain they will be fine.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 73 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This afternoon: Password has been set to "Password123"

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Previous password was Hunter2

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 32 points 10 months ago

Huh, all see is *******

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy, can't wait for DOGE to receive all the private info the government stores about me! I'm sure that hiring kids with no experience to program every single automatizable aspect of the government will turn out just fine! 🫠

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure all of it has been hacked in the past 10 years anyway. At least phone, address, ssn all got taken several times now.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

Don't stop at hacking websites...

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I still cannot believe half of you maroons voted for this. So now doge has a serious .gov DNS entry.

I mean that literally, btw. I cannot believe half of you voted for this, it's impossible. If it turns out there really was election fraud this time I will be completely unshocked.

[–] EsmereldaFritzmonster@lemmings.world 4 points 10 months ago

I'm so jaded that I don't believe anything anymore. Part of me thinks this is a publicity stunt so people go to the site and then they can justify their existence by their popularity/how many people visited their site.