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Whose Gulf? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Gulf of Cuba United States Mexico

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the objectively correct answer

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Better add in the I for international waters.

Gulf of I.C.U.M.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I jizzed in the Gulf

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who's: a contraction for "who is".

Whose: belonging to whom.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’m embarrassed I made that mistake. I absolutely know better. Thanks for the correction.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

yeah wow you're literally the first person ever to make such a grammar mistake on the internet, so embarrassing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now I wish I'd sent a DM instead. No need to embarrass you in public, oops. Oh well, next correction I'll be more discreet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No worries! Your correction was appropriate. I think the edit just took a while to sync across instances. I was embarrassed because I take pride in my writing. It could have been between us, or broadcast globally, and I’d have felt the same.

Thanks for the consideration. Have a good night!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

This is just distraction politics. Easy to talk about and have an opinion on, while completely dismantling the country with the other hand.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump: Someone get me a sharpie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Throw in a couple of hurricanes for good measure. We can always nuke ‘em.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And if you measure it in miles of coastline...

Mexico - 1,743 miles.
US - 1,680 miles.

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2025/02/12/us-google-change-gulf-of-mexico-to-gulf-of-america-after-trump-executive-order/78461485007/

Other sites round up the US portion to an even 1,700, which is STILL short(!)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does this fully take into account Louisiana? I feel like those river deltas and swamplands add up to a massive amount of what could be considered coastline.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they’re both infinite that’s just 50/50 right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

More like ♾️/♾️, so closer to 1.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't 50/50 = 1 = ♾️ / ♾️?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm fairly certain that's not how it works 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Could be part of the "rounding up", same for the Florida Keys.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I never knew there were international waters in the gulf. Interesting!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet those two pockets have seen some shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"I ain't seen nuthin."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Seem kinda pointless to me, might as well divvy them up

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The text of the EO actually only orders renaming of the portion of the gulf that is shown as the American EEZ on that map.

But, much like with everything else in society, the companies who bent over backwards renaming as fast as possible were too dumb to read the actual assignment and / or instead just wanted to gargle the ring.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I doubt Donald Trump read the EO either. And those companies know this, and they know he's a small and petty man.

This whole thing doesn't matter much, it just makes the US looks stupid. It's not the job of these companies to oppose the guy Americans voted for even when he's making the country look stupid. It was the duty of American citizens to vote wisely to prevent guys like Trump from having power, but that didn't happen, so here we are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Gulf of Embarrassingly Tiny Hands

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Gulf Uck Yourself"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, but google removed the ability to suggest edits when I looked last.

So I suggested a correction for mar a lago. It should be Turd-o-Lardo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You can report Google search results by tapping the three dots to the right of the results.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well no I can’t because I don’t have that spyware on my phone.

And you shouldn’t either.

Edit to clarify, the website has a different interface.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You don’t have a web browser?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago

Bro.

Read what I said and you’d realize I don’t need your totally unsolicited advice.

In order to make it clear: in order to suggest a change to mar a lago, I’d have to know how to do that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I say we call it uh...

The Burning Sea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

the gulf is the pride america left behind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There's two international waters, but only one for each nation. Clearly this is the Gulf of international waters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Gulf of the Americas?

Maybe it should have corporate sponsorship like football stadiums.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

EEZ and teorritorial claims are completely different things!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

if you really wanted to be like this needs renaming, why the fuck didnt you go with "The Gulf of the Americas" not that it touches both north and south. But Gulf of North America doesnt have a nice sound to it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Gulf of idk