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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 106 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nervous laughing ..... as the police keep pounding at my door

Yeah, it's going to be hilarious to be fighting in WWIII while everyone tries to convince themselves that it isn't WWIII

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 87 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hopefully it's just Civil War II and not WWIII. The rest of the world doesn't deserve to be dragged into our shit.

[–] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if it was just contained to US soil we'd still call WWIII like we do with the World Series.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Whether it's because of us or fascism is just trending globally, the rest of the world is already thoroughly dragged into our shit. We're not the only ones having this fight, we're just the most-visible and possibly farthest-along outside of Russia, Turkmenistan, North Korea, etc.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's Civil War 2: Electric AI killing machine-aloo

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

It will be WWIII either way. A US civil war would leave a massive power vacuum, and a whole bunch of candidates trying to fill it.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 72 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"How many genders have you had to drink today, sir?"

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] ordellrb@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a joke right,? right?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wow, I must have been such an innocent child when watching the prequel movies in cinema, that I don’t even remember she was this busty!

Tap for spoiler/s

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s why they call her Paddme.

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[–] itskindafake@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 year ago (7 children)

JLD is such a good actor. look at that face. she's hilarious even in stills.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Man that laughing nervously meme has been getting a LOT of mileage these days lol

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

2 CH~3~​NO~2​~+O~2~​→2 CO+3H~2~​O+N~2~

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

That's not balanced though

4 CH~3~NO~2~ + O~2~ → 4 CO + 6 H~2~O + 2 N~2~

also, why are we burning nitromethane?

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