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[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Am I crazy for seeing Steve Harvey in the burger?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Send it to him, repeatedly

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Jimmy neutron

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was all leading to this. This was the apex.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 months ago
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (4 children)

i remember i don't care for the guy, but forgot why

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago (3 children)

He's a religious nutjob who says that a non religious person can't have morals.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Personally I see him more as a burger

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

But I like burgers.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

that would do

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it because he recommended women leave their atheist partners because of a lack of moral barometer? Or saying gay men aren't real men? Or saying real men don't have female friends? Is it because he's a homophobic, misogynist, religious bigot? Or for the Miss Universe fuckup?

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

On top of all the religious stuff being said, he's also cheated on every one of his wives (except maybe his current one)

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I had "while being an adulterous piece of shit" in my comment draft, but when I went to fact check, all I could find was stuff about his wife maybe or maybe not cheating on him. Those Google results are skewed...

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 10 months ago

What is this dark magic?

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

What the doctor Phil

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago

lil broomstick

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, his moral barometer is fucked.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I understand what I'm meant to be seeing but I just don't.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago

Steve Harvey

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Must have gotten this burger from Harvey’s

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Squint your eggs!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I just sent this to my wife with the instructions cropped out 🤭

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

fight or flight activated

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago