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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's about thyme.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's some sage commentary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'd say it's dillicious

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Refined delivery:

I've finally written an essay extolling the virtues of my favorite herb. It's about thyme.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Did you write this in 1860?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Or maybe just "on the subject of herbs" to avoid repeating "about" in the punchline.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ok dammit, I snorted.

Take your upvote.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'd say that one cuts the mustard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Did you ever hear my story about herbs? It's about thyme i tell you.