It would be funnier reversed
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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It would be interesting a diesel powered, hidraulic assisted, Magic Wand.
Mind shattering.
I'll take ten right now
That might be life endangering.
Those magic wands are great for men as well. Hitachi created a truly magical people pleaser.
Love a Hitachi certified person either way.
What an excellent gift idea!
Happy mother's day!
☑ Wrap as a gift.
☑ The delivery address is the same as receipt address.
The more it concs the rete the more it brutalisms your butt.
i showed my partner my Hitachi oscilloscope and she said "omg it's made by the vibrator company" 💀
Did you show them how you masturbate with your Hitachi (with a high noise level on purpose)?
"I need to buy a piano who's a good maker?"
"Kawasaki"
"I also need to buy a motorcycle"
"You're not going to believe this, but...."
~ cribbed from somewhere on the internets (and probably retold somewhat incorrectly)
I think you're thinking Yamaha. Or does Kawasaki also do weird shit?
Ah, you're right. I was doubting myself but still posted. Apparently doubting for good reason.
Not as weird as Xiao Mi apparently. They made everything, from phone to kitchen appliances to ebike to even car.
What movie or series is this scene from actually?
500 Days of Summer
Is it about global warming?
More about relationship cooling, but close.
Perfect
I would have used a Hitachi drill and added to the conversation "Wired or cordless?"
Have you ever put one of those things on your asshole while you jerk off?
the scoop or the tracks?
That one has no thumb for the bum so I guess the boom will have to do.
You can wiggle the scoop to tickle the prostate better, the tracks can just sort of massage it.
Same horsepower and torque too.
It can get even wilder with Yamaha or Samsung