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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

The "mayo" text is differently blurry and doesn't have the compression artifacts that the rest of the text has, just saying.

[–] abobla@lemm.ee 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe it! We were tricked!

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

we've been duped!!! do people just go onto the Internet to spread lies?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

Originally, it said "mayonnaise"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The rest of the text still looks an awful lot like "your outer is a nice person".

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Please try not to show a preference for that fact.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You could also just print out whatever you want and take a cropped picture of it. This is obviously a joke.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

White guy here.

"Alright, cool. " 🤷‍♂️

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Once my kid, then two years old, vouchsafed to me that mayonnaise is spicy.

I remind him of this every couple of years. It's one of my favourite kid quotes.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Sriracha mayo is spicy and tasty

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you since introduced him to sriracha mayo?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

He has tried sriracha and black pepper, but he doesn't yet enjoy anything much hotter than BBQ sauce. Still just six.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only thing more cracker than thinking mayonnaise is spicy is using the term "vouchsafe" in conversation. He must get it from your side of the family.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Technically

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd prefer a waffle party to the mayo experience

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

What about bobbing for pineapples?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

Stardew Valley: Mayo is booze. You can now drink mayo.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I thought that was an instrument and not a snack

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Dam, i wish it was ranch.