I felt like it was too hard to see the punchline so I fixed it for you
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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Needs less quality
I'm unsure if that's a filter, a capture of RF out, or just an OLED smartphone screen after a year of use.
Image passed a few times over Robot 36, Robot 72 and PD 50 from speaker to microphone at lowest volume in a room with other noise.
So the capture of RF out is closest, since it's actually analog modes meant for ham radio use. The noise is just not from RF but audio.
I'm sorry, I don't understand, am I supposed to laugh or cry? I need clear instructions as to how I'm supposed to feel whenever I see something
PugJesus resigned!
No, it has to be a reel when you place your cutout in one of the bottom corners explaining this meme and obviously you ask what's everybody's opinion on this and to write it in the comments, or better one, ask people what's it about, of course some dumbasses would chime in and make a lot of traffic so THE ALGORITHM will show this useless shut to more people etc
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Where’s the iFunny watermark?
Too legible; needs more Facebook emojis
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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a box over it so it's only heavily implied making me entirely safe from the scary-as-fuck word and distracted me from the area by circling the punchline that I would have never seen without it. I was about to shit a brick.
fuck
i th1nk you a¢¢id*ntally left s0me swær word$ in th€re, it'd be £est to cens0r them
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock
Motherfucker shit ass tits
Motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You take some shit
Put it up on the wall
Check it out for a while
You take that shit up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck
Put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor
With the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo
Here's another little piece of advice-vice
You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
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un-ionized
Union-ized
This is the way. Thank you for your service!
See, I'm a chemist, but I also believe in the power and importance of organized labor, so I still read that as unionized.
Plus, I think most chemists would say "neutral" or use protonated/deprotonated rather than un-ionized
Also un-ionized as a hyphen (which you used when writing it) and unionized doesn't. Which is probably why you, and most chemists, would read it as unionized as well.
It does get legitimately used both ways. In a chemistry textbook, seeing it written as "unionized" is pretty common, and wiktionary says that the hyphenated form is predominantly used in contexts where it might be confused with "having a union" (which matches with my experience).
However, I still assert that it's just not a word chemists use that much as there are other, less ambiguous synonyms available.
Fuck!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Stop censoring swears
I don't see any censorship. It might be an instance thing.
They mean in the picture, where the word “fuck” is covered over, which is fucking stupid.
Oooooooohhhh
Frick frick frick frick frick. Stop censoring swears
This is what I see. But my mom put the TVGuardian on the WiFi. :(
Actually knew/was trying to date a grown woman who lived alone, no kids, and had one of these lol That thing creeped me out.
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Listen here you shth**d, I’m just very afraid to gddmn offend some dumb mthfck*r. Maybe just to be sure I will do this: ****** *** ***** ***.
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I've only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized
Am chemist can confirm, I would look at a coworker real funny if they said un-ionized
It just sounds weird
Still technically correct, but weird.
Reminds me of how foreign spies were caught during the cold war because they couldn't pronounce certain words or formulate sentences with words in a customary order
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Holy shit thanks I wasn't getting it.
!UselessYellowCircle
Holy blue rectangle, Batman!
Guess I'm more of a plumber than a chemist.
To be fair, I'm sure most of us have done way more plumbing than chemistry...
Do you prefer ionized or unionized?
I prefer onionized. 🥲
I like mine carmelized.
Tomato, tomato
holy fuck thats clever
it took my 5 minutes to get this
uni-ronically funny
where i live plumbers tend to be independent business owners, got the feeling a different trade would have worked better
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onion eyes'd
Another way to tell the difference is tasting them
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