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[–] dudeami0@lemmy.dudeami.win 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

It's been too many years since I've played on a tire swing.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Why'd you implement so much that they didn't want to pay for? Should have died in the planning phase.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly the release version looks way more appealing.

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's a budget Wurstbrot, but perfectly serviceable.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I think it's the wurst. SCNR

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks like real bread

yeah, not quite as good as German sour dough, but at least real good french bread :)

[–] RandomlyRight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Über n Salamibrot geht halt nix

[–] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The picture is completly wrong. The release should be just a paper wrap or a box without a burger.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just from the pic, I bet $10 that the second burger is the best one pictured. The first is the one where the patty is full of sawdust and covered in Vaseline for shine, the mayo is Elmer's and the cheese is plastic, so it looks good for the commercial.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

this also applies to group projects at school (particularly first 2 steps)

[–] lzccr@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

"you get what you paid for" lol

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I do like me some salami on toast.