Please for fucks sake Canada, annex New England and the New York City Metro area as war reparations when this shit is over. We're economically productive!!
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West coast resident. I’m ready, let’s do it. The rest of the US hates us.
Nooo, take Michigan, too!
And Nova Scotia secedes 'cause fuck y'all mainlanders.
Give Alberta and Saskatchewan to the US.
Let the US keep the eastern third of Washington and Oregon. Canada doesn't really want those people anyway.
New Mexico would like to join this proposal.
Please take me in ohio too. Please?
As a Clevelander I agree. I'm just over the lake. Take us too
Take the entirety of the Great Lakes. Lots of cities and resources to use to smite the rest of the US at a later date.
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Looks like I’m moving to NoVa after all
A warm Canadian place? Yeah I’d move quick.
I'm not sure Canadians would want the 6 million Californians who voted for Trump (more than 38% of the voters in the state); or the 3.5 million New Yorkers who voted for Trump (42.7%). Maybe leave the mostly rural areas of the Dem states for Trumpistan?
Also the included states have a larger population than Canada, so it would be Canada joining the Dem states - which I can't see any sane 1st-world country doing.
Letting the Trump states become a country, and the Dem states (sans rural areas) become a different country, seems like it would make both groups vastly happier; tho it would require allowing at least a few years for people to swap states.
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I think I speak for all Georgians when I say please include us too (I definitely do not)
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I'm pretty sure Nevada and Arizona could still be salvaged.
Yes please
Canada 2: Canadama
Hey I'm North Carolina, can we get in on this?
Unfortunately, despite electing a democratic governor, lt governor, and AG the state otherwise went full maga in voting choices.
Which is why this would really suck for a lot of folks. Today they may not quite get their preferences at home, but at least other states are keeping it competitive and may mitigate things. If those states left, then everything falls into a fanatical Christian fascist ethno state with no impediments.