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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (4 children)

men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what's in your mouth before you swallow.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

No, just daft.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

can't wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Just strawdoggin' it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is "smoked assorted meat leftovers".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

From the makers of hotdog flavored water, NEW!! Hotdog flavored milk!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

30 Crazy Ideas For Your Party

Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

unsubscribe

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love sucking white liquids out of wieners

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's one of them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was Ukrainian?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

ah right, it's Troom Troom that's based on Ukraine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Ok, ok, I'm fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out... Idiot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's a good premise for a ragebait video promoting "eco-friendly life hacks".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I would rather watch howtobasic's life hacks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Seems like a job for Mr. Ordinary Sausage

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well that is in fact a crazy idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Perversion of nature