Most dad jokes here are old and stale, it's good to have one that's current.
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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I hear watt you say, but new jokes always meet resistance
Ohmy god, the Gaussip was right. But Franklin, it's for the better. Debye!
This joke is both positive and negative at the same time
Very polarising indeed, almost electric
Shocking.
Yeah, there's a definite battery marketing push with all those sales going on. I was able to pick up some depleted batteries just the other day, free of charge.
Actually potential energy would be gravity, no?
Batteries are full of chemical energy, no?
But funny joke nontheless
Potential energy just means the energy hasn't been "released" yet. That energy is still some "kind" of energy, so we're both right, a battery has potential chemical energy.