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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another good one would have been "The Promised LAN".

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's brilliant!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Mine is "Retrying in 2s..." I used to have a separate 5GHz one named "Retrying in 5s..." too.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mine is "It hertz when IP"

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mine was once virus.exe.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My Roku's named "the lamestream media"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love when religions try to be relatable to the commoners after all the atrocities committed by them or in their names.

[–] momtheregoesthatman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But, SatansMaggotyCumFart, I figured you to be a fierce advocate of organized religion especially of the WASP variety.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago

I used to have mine as Win32.Trojan.Backdoor.Mobi

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago

My Church

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[–] Elliott@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

Is this a joke about child abuse or controlling women? Sorry, I don't get it