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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/16229238

Beneral disease rule

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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As we all know, no one died from any diseases before the 1940s so it must be true.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Bro it clearly says "more than 200 years of computer virus" so obviously this conspiracy goes so deep that the history of the computer is false to us.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It must suck to have the disease that makes you tell everyone how stupid you are. That shit is a secret.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

it's often carried by certain caps that are red in color. but in this case--drugs and a generation of republican-led cuts to public education funding are the likely culprits.

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a computa! Stop the downloadin'!

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

And then you said -- and then I done it...

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is either satire or this person is a paranoid schizophrenic.

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

Oh. I did not know what sub I was in lol

[–] sudo42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So, the new Surgeon General’s daily driver?

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🅱️enereal diseases

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ramblings of a mind ravaged by syphilis.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 1 points 2 years ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Just pchips here

[–] Bell@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm thinking a Windows 11 user

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nah they refuse to upgrade from Windows ME.