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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Docker: So we decided to ship his machine

[–] GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

they put it in the whale. that is how docker transports things and you cannot change my mind.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a proud owner of several "It worked on my machine before I went to bed last night" awards.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I used to work in local television news production and one of the most common occurrences was something not working, someone calling engineering, and then it starting to work when the engineer walked in the room.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That's a universal magic trick, it applies to every industry and situation imaginable.

[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Fear will keep them in line.

[–] GildorInglorion@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Happened today with a password prompt. He didn't think he could type the wrong password 3 times.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

I have this a a sticker. I also have my machine always ready to ship to the client, if they will kindly return the previous one.

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, the foundation for docker and vagrant.

[–] Memetic@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This image is from here: https://github.com/Flet/rejected-github-profile-achievements

They’re all great. I’m definitely an Arborist.