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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Docker: So we decided to ship his machine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

they put it in the whale. that is how docker transports things and you cannot change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah, the foundation for docker and vagrant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I'm a proud owner of several "It worked on my machine before I went to bed last night" awards.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I used to work in local television news production and one of the most common occurrences was something not working, someone calling engineering, and then it starting to work when the engineer walked in the room.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's a universal magic trick, it applies to every industry and situation imaginable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Fear will keep them in line.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Happened today with a password prompt. He didn't think he could type the wrong password 3 times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I have this a a sticker. I also have my machine always ready to ship to the client, if they will kindly return the previous one.