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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 200 points 1 year ago

“My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 144 points 1 year ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

grindr has a custom notification noise? isn't that indiscreet for an app like that?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah I don't know any apps that have custom notifications out of the box these days, apart from Messenger. It's too convenient just to use the operating system's API and default to the user's default sound.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't know if there's some way to override/customise the notification sounds on Android on per-app basis. At one point in history I wanted Twitter to go [random bird noises] and Reddit to go "Le." but since I don't use either of them anymore I really didn't investigate this further.

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In WhatsApp you can set custom notification sounds, I believe it even supports notification sounds on a per-contact basis. So safe to say you can do it as an app developer.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I used to use custom sounds I downloaded for a few people and it was useful, but it's clunky and time-consuming to set up for even a few contacts. I had to get the sounds on a PC because all the sound apps on the store feel like malware and are riddled with ads.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I think there is an option but it might be dependent on which company makes your phone.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

It's actually really easy for a developer and for a user. Apps can provide a notification sound for themselves, but the Android API automatically creates a user interface inside of the notifications settings that let a user set a sound of their choice on a per-notification-channel (for example, Discord has separate channels for "Incoming calls", "Direct messages", "Friend requests", and a heap more) basis.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Signal does, that dee-deep sound it makes.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I installed it used the default. I'm on GrapheneOS, how about you?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On my Samsung Android phone it's configurable but I think when I installed the app aeons ago it used their distinctive ding. On desktop Linux incoming messages throw standard push notifications.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm wondering whether it automatically copied using the default notification from my old phone then. I'm pretty sure I didn't change the Signal Notification sounds on my current phone.

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For me, it only ever made the normal plonk, nothing fancy and custom.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have the Pornhub jingle set as my rintone. I regularly hear "I know that sound where is it from?"

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Tell them it's grindr next time.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's brilliant, you're hilarious.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

username checks out

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Post an audio file of the noise

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don't be a coward. Download Grindr and make a match.
Then obv you can't ghost the guy.
Explain the situation.
Become friends.
Fall in love.
The closeted gay was you all along!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That becomes work when I just want to cause chaos

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

In chaos I'm free
Destruction is art

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But I'm a married lesbian attempting to troll family…

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Open yourself up to new things

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

That's an excellent cover story!
Good enough to fool even yourself... 🧐

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Only 50%. We have not confirmed her rank yet.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (9 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)

How would you say it? Panickily? Panicly? Panically?

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be hilarious to build some little thing, basically a bluetooth speaker you could stick somewhere, to play stuff like that from under a table or behind a couch, from something like a phone speaker.

[–] localhost443@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure I've seen something like this, like a Bluetooth noise box, powered by batteries..

I wouldn't want to use one of those music listening type "sexy speakers" like what Dankpods has. Powa ahn. Blewtewth moad. Because it would sound too big and sharp, needs to be out of a tinny little 5mm driver.

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I showed my partner this post and he let out a genuine belly laugh. Well done!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

On one hand, I'm glad I don't have too many really bigoted relatives. On the other hand, this would be so fucking funny.

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