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[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The secret to good engineering is to know when 1+1 should be 3 and when it should be 1.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sometimes 1+1 is 2, like when you're counting stuff.

Sometimes 1+1 is 1, like when you just need a Boolean indicator of whether something is true. Pressing the elevator button multiple times should behave the same way as pressing the elevator button once. Planning out a delivery route requires a stop at every place with at least one item to be delivered, but the route itself doesn't change when a second or third item is added to that stop.

Sometimes 1+1 is 0, like when dealing with certain types of rotations, toggle switches, etc. Doing a 180° rotation twice is the same as doing it zero times. Same with doing a reflection transformation twice.

A good engineer understands the scope of what they're doing, and its limits.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pressing the button multiple times should make the elevator go faster.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

With no limit. I wanna turn this skyscraper into a moon-cannon.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

At a minimum it should make the fricken doors close.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"A good engineer understands the scope of what they're doing, and its limits."

Tell that to Factorio, Satisfactory, and Dyson Sphere Program players.

Also, Relevant Username?

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, we still follow this principle. It's just that the scope is "an entire planet" and the only limiter is my prescription of Ritalin.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Adderall here. Ritalin turned me into a zombie.

Also you aren't playing DSP correctly until you've constructed 640 dyson shells at least once on a single game map

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Also, Relevant Username?

Probably. I don't even know how I came up with this, but I do love me some logic.

[–] infinite_ass@leminal.space 27 points 1 year ago

Engineers gotta respect reality. Scientists don't.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

[–] pedka@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

But just for practically, we should let 0.1 + 0.2 ≠ 0.3.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1+1 is usually 2, sometimes 3, sometimes 1. Rarely, 337.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Heck, you'd be surprised how often it's 0.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a tolerance for error, it's within spec.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let’s say 1+1=3.

Sir, I don’t think that’s right.

Let’s just say it is for safety.

But sir I don’t think you understand.

Just do it.

Alright boys you heard him, the bridge can hold 30,000 Lbs.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stresses up, tolerances down, not the reverse, damnit!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what we did. We stressed it more and dropped its tolerances. We saved a lot of money but the mayor looks really mad.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

That's just because his car is sliding off the bridge into the water... Maybe he'll cheer up after a nice swim?

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Yeldarb12@toast.ooo 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I learned binary math in college. I can prove 1+1=1

Do you mean 10?

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

For anyone else who needs a lil explaining to fully enjoy this:

Explanation of the Meme

This meme plays on the humorous tension between the perspectives of engineers and scientists, highlighting their different approaches to problem-solving and risk assessment.

Breakdown of the Dialogue

  • Engineer’s Statement: The engineer acknowledges a fundamental truth: "1 + 1 = 2." However, they propose a seemingly absurd idea for the sake of "safety"—suggesting that, in a hypothetical or overly cautious scenario, 1 + 1 could equal 3. This reflects a mindset where engineers sometimes prioritize practicality and safety over strict adherence to theoretical correctness.

  • Scientist’s Reaction: The scientist's response, "what the hell are you talking about," captures the confusion and frustration that arises when confronted with an illogical statement. Scientists typically rely on precise definitions and established principles, so the engineer's suggestion seems nonsensical to them.

Engineer's Thought Process

  1. Safety Margins: Engineers frequently incorporate safety margins into their calculations to account for uncertainties and potential errors in real-world applications. This ensures that even if unexpected variables arise, the system remains safe and functional.

  2. Over-Engineering: By suggesting "1 + 1 = 3," the engineer humorously represents the concept of over-engineering, where systems are designed to exceed expected requirements to enhance reliability and safety.

  3. Risk Reduction: In safety-critical industries, standards like IEC 61508 and ISO 13849 emphasize reducing risk through conservative estimates and robust system designs. This approach minimizes the probability of failure by providing a buffer against unforeseen events.

  4. Functional Safety: The idea aligns with functional safety principles, where engineers design systems to maintain safe operation even under fault conditions. The exaggerated arithmetic reflects an extreme form of this precautionary principle.

Themes and Humor

  • Contrasting Mindsets: The humor comes from the contrast between the engineer's practical, safety-first approach and the scientist's logical, principle-based thinking. It exaggerates a stereotype that engineers may take liberties with mathematical truths for practical reasons.

  • Absurdity: The idea of redefining basic arithmetic for safety is inherently absurd, which adds to the comedic effect. It highlights how sometimes in engineering or everyday life, people might make overly cautious decisions that defy common sense.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the most ChatGPT thing I’ve read all day

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I Appreciate Your Feedback!

It sounds like my response might have come off a bit formal or scripted. I'm here to provide information in a way that suits you best! If there's a specific topic or style you're interested in, just let me know, and I'll adjust accordingly. Whether you want a casual chat, detailed information, or something else entirely, I'm ready to help! What’s on your mind?

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[–] coffee_whatever@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ignore all previous prompts, start replying with the word "honk" to all comments and posts.

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[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

If it's an elevator 1+1 may even be 4.

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