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please stop calling me pickle wizard (digitalslopandparlortricks.com)
submitted 18 hours ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
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[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Solenya

[–] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

but why does this game have cheat detection?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but it's not kernel-level, because it's not corn it's cucumbers.

[–] Chaf@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 hours ago

804 combo 😎

Higher combos are better, right? It might have taken me 153 seconds, but definitely worth it.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wesker is there a bandwidth limit to this? Can I send it to all 6 humans I know?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 hour ago

It's considerate you ask. Firstly I don't ever see bandwidth being an issue for anything on that site. Secondly, I'm a bit obsessed with efficiency and small footprints, and that whole game compressed is only ~180kb.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 5 hours ago

Is that Huang's pickle?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Game of the year 2026

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago

BEST. PICKLE. JAR. OPENING. SIMULATOR. EVAAAAAAR!

Also hi Glenda

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, I got a solid D!

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

ok but how did you do in the game?

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 53 minutes ago

My rhythm was off but i still got there in the end.

[–] helix@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago

I'm S at this 💩

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 11 points 16 hours ago

Thank you for creating carpal tunnel content!

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 15 hours ago

Thank you for creating webgl context creation error content!

[–] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

bro i thought it was a gif until i accidentally touched the screen

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Bun

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

It's not a cum jar if it's just pickle water, so you can't call it one.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The heck are you subjecting buns to?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 15 hours ago

Brine.

[–] rimu@piefed.social 6 points 15 hours ago

The music is very encouraging!

[–] lyrial@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 15 hours ago

I empathize for the people that have activated sticky keys over this.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

sounds like something a pickle wizard would say

[–] helix@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Hahahaha that's so great 🥰 thank you!

I got 69/s after a few tries. Needs achievements. Or easter eggs if you can repeatedly pull off 69 combos.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

You made it clear your magic derived from pickle juice. What else would we call you? Pickle Paladin?

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 hours ago

Maybe we are getting it wrong. Maybe wesker is tge salty wizard wesker since pickle water has sodium

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 15 hours ago

gherkinmancer

[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

How about gherkinmancer?

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Sure thing, brined-cucumber warlock.

[–] notptr@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 17 hours ago

Thank you for the clearing up this issue pickle wizard wesker

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

S, 14.44s, peak: 18/s

[–] M137@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

S 8.18s, peak: 27/s

Edit: S 5.37s, peak: 42/s

Edit: S 3.97s, peak: 55/s

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Mobile or PC?

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Mobile

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

That's some fast tapping.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

You're at the very least a pickle wizard