quantumgarfield

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[–] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

but why does this game have cheat detection?

[–] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i rolled them fifty times and generated real entropy and encoded it on cardboard, i am become private key destroyer of quantum decryption

reminds me of the book "stars reach"

[–] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this is how we heat macaroni in the future

cappuccino flavored nicotine fluid diffuser with USB cord is just for display purposes.

i am electric street jesus, persecuted for my elaborate multidimensional shapes

i make art so as not to cry

in jail you cant have hair ties (suicide risk) so you have too make braids with ripped up blanket strings

i know a guy who can smuggle some into the cell by cell by cell block

[–] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

taco bell labs

which is why i never leave the house

[–] quantumgarfield@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

steve jobs was an inside job

 

the best part of getting locked up is when the previous inmate decorates your uniform https://trashrobot.net/HYPERCUBE/

 
 

it is a drawing board in webGL without ads but there is no mods so lots of trolling and destroying

 

a 4 x 4 x 4 unit cube, which is also a hyperdimentional byte space where each cube in the unit is also a symbol or an action. action can alter symbols and symbols can represent actions, cut the cube out of cardboard trash and encode the hyperlinks too create the internet of trash

 

innerds made of gears

 

when the lady at the pharmacy photo-mat wasn't looking i used this printer sheet to create/laminate rare collectiable hobo garfield trading cards (and you can too!) PRINTER SHEET FOR MAKING TRADING CARDS

 

the rare misprints have the names of strange compounds used in the sedation of those touched by the spirits of legion

 

i didn't finish inktober in time because i couldn't find enough bleach cardboard trash, but then i walked several meters outside of my dwelling and soon ran across many more piece of quantum street trash, i will bind them into a book with used dental floss and a sharped lag screw. then i will put it into my quantum shopping cart and begin walking it too the quantum university press where it will be transformed into a self replicating trashbook. on the internet of trash, which is like the major ebook publishing platforms but made from a network of computers scavenged from ewaste and repair dumps. https://trashrobot.net/TRASHBOOK/

 

DAO.TXT { /root/ FREE LEGAL ADVICE! THIS LIVE ART IN FORMAT OF PUBLIC ART VENDING IS CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION AND FREE RELIGION! THE ABRIDGEMENT OR CURTAILMENT OF WHICH; OR CAPRICIOUS OR ARBITRARY DETAINMENT OR SEIZURE OF; WILL BE CONSTRUED AS FRIVOLITY! PUNISHABLE BY CIVIL PENALTIES HEREIN DESCRIBED AS; LARGE CASH CHEQUES, ENVELOPES OF CASH, GOOD TRASH, AND ADVANCED SCHEMES! BY VIEWING THIS SIGN YOU CONSENT TO THE STATED TERMS OF THIS SMART CONTRACT! OK! CANCEL! NO THANKS! }

 

if you don't make a choice the choice choose you!

 

the tinkeror and the tinkerbell met with the tweekers in strip mall hell. it was the hottest summer on record but they had brought their wrecker too make the south face of the resturant a solarium. they had soider bays in all the booths and parts bins where the checkout kiosks were used to being

 

and low the tempter compelled the christ saying "Official printer firmware updates by the original equipment manufacturor will upgrade at 2AM est & invalidate your non-OEM print cartridges (magenta low) unless you bow down too worship me"

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