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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 40 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

As a tall woman, this lady is self esteem inspirational.

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 22 minutes ago

πŸ€” probably a fetish but.. Call me

[–] arak@lemmy.today 3 points 33 minutes ago

visit japan and you can recreate this

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

As a small dude, I feel like I have no shot with tall women

Edit: bruh what am I saying, I barely have a shot with any women

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I'm six foot and my husband is 5'9, we've been together over 20 years. There's always a shot, believe you're a short king and women will believe in you. Confidence > everything else. You'll find your person.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 42 minutes ago (2 children)

5'9"

short king

That'd be a medium, so a duke at best.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago
[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 34 minutes ago

I meant the person I was replying to, he implied that he's short

Thanks homie, I suppose I gotta be confident with myself and find some rizz somewhere

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 points 30 seconds ago

Hah, I hung out with a group of friends who were friends with a couple girls on the volleyball team in college, and one girl was 6'5!! Dude, she was so attractive, fit, and had a good personality + sense of humor. I can only imagine a lot of guys struggled to muster up the courage to talk to her.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 points 5 minutes ago

Nice! I'm 6' myself, and a girl caught me by surprise one time after we meet up early on in the Tinder days (when it was more innocent). Anyway, she was 6' AND had 2-3" heels on too! It's not often a girl is taller than me, but it was so attractive, she was so shy or self conscious about it. I reassured her I knew she said she was tall and had nothing to worry about!

Dinner was great, she was great, but she didn't like being taller than me (that night at least). Nothing more came of it, but I could tell she was slightly uncomfortable about the whole thing, and I paid her honest compliments to try to put her at ease.

Last we talked, she dated a guy 6'4. Oh well, hope she's doing alright these days.

[–] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 6 points 1 hour ago

Nice...

Mrs. Shovel is also 6 ft. Tall girls are gorgeous

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Be even hotter in a Maeve costume!

Queen Maeve

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 15 minutes ago

Fun fact: the mythological Maeve / Medb died by projectile cheese to the noggin. It was revenge for conquering Ulster by cursing all its adult defenders with menstrual cramps.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 hours ago

I guess the kind of post you would expect from an account named ThemosThighStrange

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 87 points 6 hours ago (5 children)
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 105 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like β€œwhat the fuck” and β€œcall the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

now I am jerkin it and my family dinner is ruined! My grandmother will never look at me the same way again....

even the dog looked embarressed... when I creamed the corn

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was at my 10 year olds play recital :(

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

My cousin was giving birth and I couldn’t stop cranking it 😞

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Isn’t this illegal in the UK now?

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

i think so

quick someone spam dm it to all of the uk government's socials

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 hours ago
[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Her name is verytallgirlkatie on reddit if someone is interested

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 22 minutes ago

Sorry, not really interested in reddit.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Does she have wilder material?

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 67 points 6 hours ago (3 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago) (1 children)

Those hips :o

Edit: she's 6'1" btw

Finally, a woman that wouldn't give me neck pain looking down to talk to them

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[–] comador@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Let me suit up in my climbing gear, chalk my hands and challenge accepted.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 hours ago

In situations like this I'm always reminded of the recurring joke in Deuce Bigalow (and feel bad about it because it's crass):

Deuce escorts this incredibly tall woman...... and every time there is a guy off screen shouting "that's a huge bitch!"

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