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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 1 points 59 minutes ago

flouuuurish the pinky

[–] inconel@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

The 5's primary function to sign a contract with peers. Tho its functionality degrades rapidly over time so no adults on earth can perform that ritual nowadays.

[–] Redfox8@lazysoci.al 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Plus there's combos - 2 & 3 to flick someone Vs, 2 & 5 for heavy metaaaalll moments, 2-3 & 4-5 split to Spock it up, loop 1 & 2 and you're A-OK and shake 1 & 5 to hang looooose dude!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

2+3+5 is known as The Shocker.

[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

My dad used to make fun of me cuz my pinky stuck out when drinking from a cup or mug. I never did it on purpose, I have any idea why I started doing it, and I still do it now. If try not to do it it feels completely awkward and unbalanced.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 50 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

I’ve had worse responses. 🤭

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Your driving is poor. 💀

[–] b3nsn0w@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

🫱 americans 🫱

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Don't forget Booger Retrieval and Precision Booger Retrieval.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 8 hours ago
[–] phtheven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Wiggling my little finger at people driving wank tanks is another use I've found for it.

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What, no fancy wank? Barbarians.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The fanciness depends on what finger you jam up there.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

The good ol urethral itch